Damien Comolli's meteoric rise at Anfield should be welcomed by all. The canny former spy and Spurs double-agent will be responsible for everything from kit washing to $50m player purchases, leaving Kenny to laugh at the media, and make inspirational speeches in the dressing room with the occasional Shankly quote. Said John Henry, Liverpool Massiah of Boston:
"Damien might even pitch for the Red Sox, we'll see how it goes".
Meanwhile Danny Pacheco, blocked all season from the first team by the powerful over-performer Christian Poulsen, has been shipped to Norwich, where he'll gain valuable experience bailing hay and picking strawberries. Said Damien "He'll certainly smell sweeter when he gets back, might give him the edge over Christian next season. I've never been keen on Christian's after-shave".
"Damien might even pitch for the Red Sox, we'll see how it goes".
Meanwhile Danny Pacheco, blocked all season from the first team by the powerful over-performer Christian Poulsen, has been shipped to Norwich, where he'll gain valuable experience bailing hay and picking strawberries. Said Damien "He'll certainly smell sweeter when he gets back, might give him the edge over Christian next season. I've never been keen on Christian's after-shave".
